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In a world, where far too many action movies exist... Two friends get fast, furious, to the bottom of things, while dissecting action movies... that they've never seen before! Every week Joe and Jeff enter a new action-packed world to bring you their thoughts and reactions. We watch action movies, so you don't have to.
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Monday May 25, 2020
Monday May 25, 2020
All your favorites are back! Dom, Letty, Brian, Mia... Han?! Two guys whose names we don't know! Not Jesse though, he's still dead. Brian is now a federal official after committing crimes that screwed over the FBI in each of the last two movies he's appeared in. Dom and Brian must go down Mexico way to take down Campos, a mysterious drug-running Mexican Cartel kingpin. And it all hinges on Dom Toretto: CSI Agent and Brian O'Conner: the Worst Cop in History facing zero repercussions for any of their actions; you know, the Fast and the Furious way. This is easily the worst of the Fast & Furious movies, which is probably why they don't care that the whole thing is just sitting on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grF2roQ2xiY. Enjoy!
Sunday May 24, 2020
Sunday May 24, 2020
Fast & Furious, also known as Fast & 4ious, has two trailers! That's one story per story Brian falls onto a car with zero repercussions or injury! Remember Tokyo Drift? It doesn't matter! Remember 2 Fast 2 Furious, that also doesn't matter! It's back to the original crew (but no Jesse) to get tanker trucks full of VHS/DVD combos to sell on the black market, except Brian, who is a cop again???
The guys then get into the Argo Conundrum and some basic mathematics and bad financial planning from Dom & crew.
Beyond Loyalty... Dom ain't going back (somewhere).
Beyond Borders... Brian's jurisdiction ends, and Dom's begins.
4 Fast!
4 4ious!
Trailer One: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eBR_u2iRus
Trailer Two: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXZjANEY6bA
Full Movie that is on YouTube for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grF2roQ2xiY
Monday May 18, 2020
Monday May 18, 2020
After lovingly spending two movies developing Brian O'Conner as the star of the Fast and the Furious franchise, it's time to start all over with Bama_Boy Sean, who gets the boot to Tokyo. Joe and Jeff discover the true motto of the franchise, wherein there are no repercussions for any actions movie-to-movie, and where everyone who speaks English in Japan somehow knows each other. Also, Zachery Ty Bryan is in the most toxic relationship of all time! All that, and more, in The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. One podcast episode in exchange for knowing what a movie's made of. That's a price I can live with.
Oh, and Jeff ruins the entire movie for Joe.
Please subscribe, rate, and review, and send some more snacks for Han. That isn't a negotiation.
Sunday May 17, 2020
Sunday May 17, 2020
Joe and Jeff take a look at the trailer for The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift prior to watching the full movie. In this one, the Fast and the Furious crew goes to the other side of the world... and ends up on the wrong side of the law. Or do they? This Fast and the Furious is different... the cars are lighter, the tires are slick... and if you ain't outta control, you ain't in control. This episode of the podcast, like speed, needs no translation.
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Monday May 11, 2020
Monday May 11, 2020
Jeff and Joe return to talk the sequel to The Fast and the Furious, featuring all your favorite characters from the first one! Brian! Agent Bilkins, who you probably forgot about! Not Ja Rule! Plus new characters, like Elvira Mendes! And the perpetually hungry Roman Pearce! Get really mad at someone else's burrito, and enjoy 2 Fast 2 Furious.
Joe and Jeff will be back next week to go international with The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. Please rate, review, subscribe at Apple Music or Spotify.
Sunday May 10, 2020
Sunday May 10, 2020
The Boys head down 2 Miami and have some preactions 2 the 2 Fast 2 Furious trailer, where everyone is new and nobody lives life a quarter-mile at a time (but someone does die). 2ne in next time as we guide you all through the world of guns, murderers and crooked cops. We were made for that, bruh. Please remember 2 bring your VHS-DVD combos.
Please subscribe on Apple Music, Spotify, or your app of choice. A rating and review would greatly help, as well! Thanks for listening.
Monday May 04, 2020
Monday May 04, 2020
Jeff and Joe return, after Joe spent four hours watching The Fast & the Furious. They discuss getting Dom a ten second car (or else he gets the hose again), the world's coolest 14-year-old's party, and honestly, a great deal on a burger and fries.
Joe and Jeff will be back next week to talk 2 Fast 2 Furious, the sequel (?) to The Fast & the Furious.
Sunday May 03, 2020
Sunday May 03, 2020
Joe and Jeff kick off the inaugural episode of The Reactionaries by doing a Preaction to the trailer for The Fast & the Furious. In this episode, Joe has never seen any of The Fast & the Furious movies, so Jeff will be shepherding him as he starts his new life that he is contractually obligated to now live... a quarter mile at a time.
Tune in next time as we dive right into the world of ten-second cars, DVD-VHS combos, and sordid intrigue (and tuna salad sandwiches, too).